Elon falls for someone

Too bad she's taken (but for who?)

I want to tell you a story about a woman named Liv Boeree. She is known throughout the UK for being a presenter, a model and especially for being a poker player. If you were do two separate polls a)the best female poker players of the 21st century and b) the most beautiful female poker players of the 21st century Liv would be the only one that finishes in the top five in both polls (Kristen Bicknell Foxen¹ is probably the better poker player but not as beautiful and Maria Ho may be equal in beauty but not the poker player Liv is). And through poker we got to know each other and approximately 2013 she once knew me by sight.

Liv was a graduate in Astrophysics with First Class Honours from the University of Manchester (UK). And as such she showed her admiration for a billionaire who had a dream of colonizing Mars by the name of Elon Musk. Now I warned Liv on the socials that Elon treated his underlings like dogcrap² but alas she didn’t listen. And I am thinking (cannot confirm for sure) that Elon took one look at the combination of beauty and astrophysics knowledge and fell hard for her (and frankly I don’t blame him for that). Now about the time of my last encounter with Liv in 2013 she took up with her current boyfriend , a hippie type fellow poker player whose name I will reveal later on.

If Elon had just said to himself “man that Liv Boeree is one desirable lady but she’s currently happy with who she has” the story would be over and that would be that.

(Note: the following is pure speculation and I have no proof at all that this may have happened but I have heard plenty of stories about Elon Musk which lead me to believe that this could have happened)

Now it IS known that Liv and her boyfriend and Musk and his then girlfriend Grimes hung out together (there are articles and instagram posts confirming this) but My guess is that Elon couldn’t let Liv go. So he insisted. And Liv says no. And repeat until finally Musk crosses a line and sexually harasses Ms. Boeree. Or worse. And Liv tells her boyfriend. And boyfriend confronts Musk wanting to clock him. And Musk offers between $50M and $250M³ to make it go away. After all Liv Boeree is much more than a flight attendant that can be bought for $250K and a horse.

Now about this time Liv Boeree announced that she was now a FORMER professional poker player⁴. Now what can prompt that? Maybe a huge cash windfall?

Until now I have yet to reveal the name of Liv’s boyfriend⁵ . His name: Igor Kurganov (I hear he’s German actually). Make of that what you will. AFAIK, all Igor is guilty of is being Liv Boeree’s boyfriend. However if he talked to someone about the above⁶ and that person told some one, yada yada yada and the man called Vlad got wind, then I think Mr. Putin has Mr. Musk by the shorthairs and there is a word for that: kompromat.

1. An anti vaxxer

2. Default setting for billionaires. I had no idea then there would be so much more

3. Maybe as much as $500M

4. To be fair she still shows up at the WSOP.

5. Still current last I have heard

6. AFAIK just a theory